Scotty Iseri for President
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The first studio album from Scotty Iseri collects all the hits from the critically-acclaimed “The Big Rock Show”. Backed by a panoply of guest stars, SI4Pres is the opening salvo in Scotty Iseri’s Soon-to-be-ill-fated presidential campaign.
Track Listing:
2)Scotty Iseri You Can Do Anything
3)Fat Girl
4)Giant Robot
5)Goddammit, I’ve Had It
6)Coffeeshop Writer
7)I’m Sorry
8)Lilly’s Song
10) The Big Rock Show Theme
12) Secret Bonus Track (oops)
Wait, you don’t have the older (but by no means inferior) albums? Get ‘em here!
The Original live album. Scotty dodges bullets and PBR cans, Live at the Alabama Shakespeare Festival. Contains the hits “#1 Hit Single,” “The Sincere Song” and the prophetic “Jerry Falwell”.
Track List:
2)Scotty Goes Home Alone pt1
3)Scotty Goes Home Alone Pt 2
4)Stomp Around the Town
5)The Incredibly Sincere Song
6)I’m Gonna Own You All
8)Scotty Goes Home Alone Ad Naus.
9)Dance Like a Cracker
10)Shameless Coversong
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“Two Weeks Left For Mediocre Cunnilingus”
The elusive “uncut” version of Live from the Alabama Shakespeare Festival” features the Tuning Song and all the onstage banter. Hear the women moan. Hear the men cry out in jealousy. Hear Scotty nervously fumble for a broken guitar string. This album made a single run of 100 copies, and the original masters have been lost to the ages. Or have they? A few extant copies remain, but is this lost treasure of Big Rock Show Lore may one day re-emerge. Whether it should or not.
The vaunted “Because Your Girlfriend Still Loves Me” e.p. contains the fan favorites “President’s Daughter” and “Famous Asian.”
Track List:
1)President (Bush’s) Daughter
3)Loser Like Me
4)Natalie
5)Damaged Goods